One liners from recent work.
Another monkey on a scooter, racing to catch the sunset.
She's perfect. And it took the universe billions of years to generate her.
When rich people die in a plane crash, all we find is their Amex black.
Losers will fall back on trophy wives.
He ordered 24 chicken wings. It's a no-fly zone.
What are your dance floor KPIs?
She fits all of her problems in a Birkin bag.
Sports cars for the winners, sport bars for the losers.
Everyone wears sunglasses in case this thing goes south.
On her lap, she's petting Chairman Meow.
My cousin has the attention span of a mozzarella stick.
Turns out Panama is pretty rich in deposits.
Maybe if we go fast enough, we can live forever?
In a dark room, he's playing with chemicals.
On my third Paloma. Call it sip and slide.
Sad like a beach with no friends.
What we said between the bars, between the lines.
She's somewhere out there. Between science and fiction.
Montreal is a powder keg right now.
Sorry, Heaven is cash only.
Small studio. All IKEA. My Swedish prison.
I only had a drug problem once I ran out of money.
We should put them on an island like the Komodo dragons. All very toxic.
A couple more loops around the sun and you're toasted.